Sweat

There just comes a time when you must admit to yourself, "I'm going to be constantly sweaty." It's actually a pretty liberating fact when you look to your left and see a woman with sweat streaks down the middle of her back. Or, maybe, looking to your right you catch wind of the middle-aged man with a large circle on his belly that could be easily made into a smiley face. But, then you must look at yourself and think of the only positive thing you can: "At least I don't smell . . . . yet."