Retirement

Since retirement from Quicken Loans I have been asking myself one simple thing as I’ve experienced some boredom with limitless free time, “what will I do when I’m 60 and retired?” Today, that question is answered, as a secret truth was unveiled to me. When I am 62 years old I will spend my days perusing the aisles of Meijer’s with all the other retired adults who go there. I never knew that Meijer’s had an exchange program with the local retirement homes or maybe it’s just the only place where you can walk laps for free and look like you’re actually accomplishing something. Either way, I look forward to the day when I call myself part of the ranks of Meijer’s Retirement Home residents.